I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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