Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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