I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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