I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My feet surprised me
Randomize
