what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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