I understand Curling. That high.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Two words: blizzard sex
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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