It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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