I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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