You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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