Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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