Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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