hows the party?
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be there in 10
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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