This girl is more easily done than said...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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