these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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