break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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