we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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