I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You ate ashes out of my bong
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