your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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