is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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