If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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