All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
that's an acceptable place to lick
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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