The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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