That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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