he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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