Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
ttyl tear gas
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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