I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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