she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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