The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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