I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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