Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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