this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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