Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
