a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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