I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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