ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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