Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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