hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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