so explain again why im purple
no
wat bout pragnant strippers??
accomplished twins. life is a go
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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