We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
third nipple confirmed
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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