Me too!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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