I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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