carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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