He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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