Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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