none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
