barbara walters just said penis...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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