Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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