well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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