It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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