I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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