he thought i was a dude.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
